Tag Archives: rant

Apr
6

no, i’m not from here.

so i’ve found myself in washington d.c. for a meeting. i’ve been to dc before, but that was (ahem) 14 years ago when i was 19 years old (yes, please. do the math) with a boyfriend (yes, i have been known to have one. but not often). i must say i cannot believe it has […]
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Feb
16

selectively optimistic

i’ve developed a crush. the kind of adolescent crush in which the other person likely doesn’t have a clue. i first realized this yesterday. there’s been a distinct furrow in my brow ever since. then, a girlfriend of mine admitted she had developed a crush on someone. and i was tickled for her. weird that […]
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Feb
7

bloody monday

slept through alarm. construction. twice. my mini cupholder snapped off. while turning a corner. much needed coffee everywhere. unfortunate when you can smell your coffee but cannot partake. schoolbus in malibu canyon. more construction. missed my first am meeting. i sincerely hope this isn’t going to define the rest of my week. the only good […]
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Jan
15

gag reflex

curled in front of my fireplace this morning, eating my breakfast of an omelet, latte and croissant from the french market i’ve been happily reading stiff — a book about the curious lives of cadavers. mysteriously i have no problem reading through the copious details of human decomposition while eating my omelet. i DO however […]
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the bizness

i’ve started watching unscripted on hbo. i’ve only seen a couple of episodes…and each and every time i get my panties in a bunch. each and every time. maybe it’s my disdain for the insidiouness of the “industry” in los angeles, the very thing that gave me pause upon my migration to the southland from […]
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Apr
29

no more stargazing

i’ve stopped reading my horoscope. i think today’s explains it well enough: LEO If you became an animal today you would be a St. Bernard puppy, Heidi, all frisky and affectionate. By all means put your passion to good use. Why not surprise that special someone in your life with a fabulous home-cooked meal? You […]
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Mar
20

if for no other reason

on the war in Iraq interrupting the Oscar ceremony this weekend: “Why doesn’t Bush just wait a week?!” –Top-sass network entertainment journalist
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Mar
11

court part 1

court part 1 i was called into court this morning to stand as a witness against mr. scott alan schoenkopz who caused my little accident last halloween. the last preliminary hearing was rescheduled, but supposedly today was the day. well, i get into the courtroom and sit in the front row behind the district atty’s […]
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